Diarrhea:
An ugly word to spell;
an even uglier one to expel.
Poop Poetry
Crappy Poems About Bathroom Business
Wednesday, March 7, 2018
Tuesday, October 24, 2017
Weeping Over Spilled Wee-Wee
Apparently, one of my co-workers
got into a pissing contest with herself in the bathroom stall
and lost.
If only she had mopped the floor with herself.
got into a pissing contest with herself in the bathroom stall
and lost.
If only she had mopped the floor with herself.
Wednesday, September 13, 2017
Don’t Sh!t on My Black Suede Shoes
Apparently, one of my co-workers
erupted in the bathroom stall,
her brown lava flowing freely
to the floor in the ladies room,
lying in wait to defile
the soles of my brand new
black suede slip-on pro Vans.
erupted in the bathroom stall,
her brown lava flowing freely
to the floor in the ladies room,
lying in wait to defile
the soles of my brand new
black suede slip-on pro Vans.
Sunday, September 10, 2017
Gross Encounters of the Terd Kind
How does a grown woman
get poop on the outside of the toilet bowl
and smear her own feces on the washroom floor at work
and leave it?
get poop on the outside of the toilet bowl
and smear her own feces on the washroom floor at work
and leave it?
Tuesday, March 21, 2017
Saturday, March 18, 2017
(Bumped from the bustling break room)
Bumped from the bustling break room
and relegated to the restroom, I wash my coffee mug in the bathroom sink
as my co-worker soils her toilet bowl.
and relegated to the restroom, I wash my coffee mug in the bathroom sink
as my co-worker soils her toilet bowl.
Sunday, January 17, 2016
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