(She doesn't know that)

She doesn't know that
I write haiku about her
bathroom behavior.

Droppings

I really hope
that the woman who used
the bathroom before me
was eating (and dropping)
chocolate
in the stall...

(real love: standing in)

real love: standing in
the bathroom while your partner
poops, just to catch up

(always worrisome)

always worrisome:
unexplained droplets on the
floor next to the john