("Gee, thanks," I thought,)

"Gee, thanks," I thought,
as she escaped her own stench
and left me in the john, barely breathing.

($50 bill - free Billy)

$50 bill
floating in the toilet bowl.
Who will free Billy?

($50 bill - Rear admiral)

$50 bill
in the loo.  Rear admiral
to the rescue!  Phew!

(Just like clockwork, her)

Just like clockwork, her
post-lunch sewage dump fills the
ladies room with stench.

(Two of us in the)

Two of us in the
bathroom: One is grunting and
one is disgruntled.