(bracing myself for the smell)

bracing myself for the smell
that will, no doubt, result from the sound
I just heard from the stall next door

(Top executive reportedly)

Top executive reportedly
sits on corporate toilet for 45 minutes every day
playing Tetris

Foul Danglage

There's nothing like
being trapped in a public bathroom,
forced to inhale someone else's
pre-fecal farts and foul finale.

("Gee, thanks," I thought,)

"Gee, thanks," I thought,
as she escaped her own stench
and left me in the john, barely breathing.

($50 bill - free Billy)

$50 bill
floating in the toilet bowl.
Who will free Billy?

($50 bill - Rear admiral)

$50 bill
in the loo.  Rear admiral
to the rescue!  Phew!

(Just like clockwork, her)

Just like clockwork, her
post-lunch sewage dump fills the
ladies room with stench.